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*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

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5 hours ago // 554,841 notes
lueurux:

noiceur:

gullets:

Glow

glow away

glow with me

poopflow:

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

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6 hours ago // 534,452 notes

magicul:

people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people

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6 hours ago // 265,017 notes

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

(Source: hitchups, via pizza)


6 hours ago // 764,426 notes

holmelesswhovian:

i had this teacher and he always used to make this joke;
'where do pencils go on holiday?….pencilvania!'
but 
one lesson we were just reading quietly and he just stood up from marking tests and said 'Oh. My. God. Pennsylvania's a real place.'
then he started laughing so hard he covered his face with both hands and walked out and different teacher had to continue the lesson

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7 hours ago // 98,200 notes

kaltlyn:

"we can get mcdonalds on the way home"

image

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7 hours ago // 301,608 notes

em-muh:

Just put on dark lipstick and act like nothing happened

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8 hours ago // 188,087 notes